STORY: Jason Aaron, Daniel Way
ART: Adam Kubert, Tommy Lee Edwards
COVER: Adam Kubert, Alex Ross
PUBLISHER: Marvel Comics
PRICE: $2.99
RELEASE DATE: Wed., May 13, 2009

Wolverine, Wolverine, How You're Abused.
Many A Fool Mis And Overuse.
M. Millar, Great Claims He Does Make.
I  Truly Believe
He Knows Not What the hell is doing. I was tricked!!!

This poem was inspired by my latest and last effort to give Mr. Millar the benefit of the doubt for what has turned into straight up disrespect of my (and yours too, don't you lie boy!!) favorite character.

Here's the story. I went to the store. B-lined to the WXYZ area. Saw this book. Snagged it. Payed. Left the store. Checked out a really hot chick crossing the street. Right foot. Left foot. Home. Alex Ross? Whatever. Aaron/Kubert? Wait. Way/Edwards? What the stink am I reading? This isn't the latest James Howlett Road Trip Adventure Through Dinosaur Land that I thought I bought. This is..... I don't know what this is. I mean, I must be stupid to assume Millar/McNiven's next issue to come out on time. After all this is the "Dark Knight of Wolverine" story. I'm sure figuring out how you're actually going to do that after you make a statement like that has got to be really difficult. I can't imagine the pressure Mr. Millar is under. Good thing he does have some REAL not OVERHYPED talent to help him out.

I love, love, love Enemy of the State. Awesome. I'm not going to say it's the best because Mr. Millar claims that himself way, way, way, too much already. Please stop. You wrote an amazing Wolverine comic book story on the planet earth. Leave it. Old Man Logan has missed the mark. We don't want another Dark Knight, Enemy of the State, or Pippy Long Stocking Origin of. It's impossible. Move forward. Although, there was that epic battle in issue 2 or 3 where I was shocked to find that Wolverine kills the X-Men and it's Jubilee and not Bullseye that is the LAST to die and takes NINE hours to kill. TRICKED!!!